Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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