I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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