Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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