i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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