Sry I called you an 8
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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