I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Holy shit dude........stairs
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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