it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
This baby is an asshole
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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