this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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