Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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