I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I lost the right to judge tonight
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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