508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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