thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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