mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
