READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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