You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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