Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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