Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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