just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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