At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Randomize
