Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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