i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
So gin and wine won't be happening again
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Randomize
