you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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