We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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