I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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