i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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