hotel room ftw
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
