apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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