You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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