Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Randomize
