she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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