Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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