You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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