He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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