Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
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