she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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