You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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