You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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