yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Thank you for not boning my boss.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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