You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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