Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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