eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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