Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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