i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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