he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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