i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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