I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
The best revenge is premature balding
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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