TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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