Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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