Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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