I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
