dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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