This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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